...to me, a native speaker. Neither does 'lakilainen'- it could possibly be 'lakinainen' (a female lawyer), although I would say this is not very correct Finnish usage either...

The sentence in Finnish (with ** marking the abovementioned, incorrect words):
I am a student, a daughter, **, a child, a teacher...in my opinion - I am beautiful, only ** today.

(At least to me, this would not seem to make much sense as a sentence...)