I even wind up straddling the computer

English translation: I even end up sitting on the computer

19:52 Feb 5, 2024
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English term or phrase: I even wind up straddling the computer
Dear colleagues, I’m not sure I’ve understood the meaning of “straddling the computer” in the sentence “I even wind up straddling the computer” taken from the passage below (right at the end of the passage), in which the author, a therapist, describes her experience in teletherapy.
Does it mean, that 1) she straddles her legs in front of the computer or 2) that she keeps her computer on his straddling legs? Or neither of them?
Thank you so much for your help!



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A final dimension to teletherapy I would like to comment upon is captured by a telling cartoon that accompanied Gotnik’s New Yorker article: A male therapist sits before a female patient on his computer screen. The top half of his body is properly dressed and even formally attired in a button-down shirt and tie. The therapist’s lower half is garbed only in underwear and slippers. This image tickled my funny bone due to resonances with my own behavior. These days, I too sport a deep divide between how I dress on top versus what I put on bottom. During sessions, the hidden lower half of my body often goes rogue, as my legs become fidgety. I change the positions of my hips and legs much more frequently than before; at times, *** I even wind up straddling the computer. ***
haribert
Local time: 15:56
Selected answer:I even end up sitting on the computer
Explanation:
I seriously hope the speaker isn't referring to a laptop. the way I visualise this scene is as follows: there's a monitor on top of a desk, a chair before the desk and monitor, and there's a big old computer on the floor, under the desk, near the chair. One of those upright chassis-type computers from about 20 years ago. The speaker, while continuing to look respectable above desk-level, is squirming around so much that he/she ends up sitting or crouching on the chassis of the computer.
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Robert Farren
Ireland
Grading comment
Thank you very much, Robert! Many thanks also to all other colleagues for their help!
4 KudoZ points were awarded for this answer



SUMMARY OF ALL EXPLANATIONS PROVIDED
3 +1I even end up sitting on the computer
Robert Farren
4 -1place my legs wide apart and put my computer in the space between my legs
Kiet Bach


Discussion entries: 12





  

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24 mins   confidence: Answerer confidence 4/5Answerer confidence 4/5 peer agreement (net): -1
i even wind up straddling the computer
place my legs wide apart and put my computer in the space between my legs


Explanation:
straddle: place (one's legs) wide apart.
https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=c5c757c13b9f06cb&rlz=1...

https://media.gettyimages.com/id/109350530/photo/businessman...

Kiet Bach
United States
Local time: 06:56
Native speaker of: Native in ChineseChinese
PRO pts in category: 8
Notes to answerer
Asker: Thank you so much, Kiet, for your help! the image is also very useful!

Asker: Dear Kiet, although I'll select the other answer, by no means I think you're answer was intended as porn. Actually I think your answer may be correct under some circumstances, but perhaps Robert's proposal might be rephrased in a more general, less ambiguous way. Despite this, I do wish to thank you for your contribution! have a nice Sunday!


Peer comments on this answer (and responses from the answerer)
disagree  Yvonne Gallagher: this is not about porn. She's a therapist!
16 hrs

agree  philgoddard: This is possible. Who said anything about porn?
21 hrs
  -> Thank you!

disagree  AllegroTrans: Your phraseology sounds like porn, even if not intended
1 day 2 hrs
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1 hr   confidence: Answerer confidence 3/5Answerer confidence 3/5 peer agreement (net): +1
i even wind up straddling the computer
I even end up sitting on the computer


Explanation:
I seriously hope the speaker isn't referring to a laptop. the way I visualise this scene is as follows: there's a monitor on top of a desk, a chair before the desk and monitor, and there's a big old computer on the floor, under the desk, near the chair. One of those upright chassis-type computers from about 20 years ago. The speaker, while continuing to look respectable above desk-level, is squirming around so much that he/she ends up sitting or crouching on the chassis of the computer.

Robert Farren
Ireland
Native speaker of: Native in EnglishEnglish
PRO pts in category: 4
Grading comment
Thank you very much, Robert! Many thanks also to all other colleagues for their help!
Notes to answerer
Asker: Thank you so much, Robert, for your contribution! This is also a possibility...


Peer comments on this answer (and responses from the answerer)
agree  Yvonne Gallagher: yes, probably BUT NOT "chassis" but on PC/computer tower
16 hrs
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